My baby and I had a long weekend. Not as long as we'd have liked, due to my parents, but still, any time we have together is good time.
There are so many things I should talk about, but I'm feeling lazy and frivilous. So instead I'm giving you (if anyone still reads this thing...) my....

Spectacular List of Majorly Important, Earth-shattering Stuff I Learnt On Our Long Weekend.

1) Finding bacon at 3am on a Thursday will take up to an hour.
2) Drunk people are stupid.
3) Your twenties are a perfect time to live in a haze of sex, idealism and funky music.
4) The clitoris is awesome.
5) You should not wait until the last night before your parents come to stay to finish you 2000 word essay, clean the house, make a baby name plaque from undercoat up, make chocolate eclaires with custard cream from scratch, and still watch Rob Roy and make love.
6) Mothers have a perfected system of being both sweet and loving, and a really big bitch at the same time.

Words to live by. LOL.

Have a nice night, big hugs and purple cream cakes,
*Burn